Mother wakes up her son in the morning, but he insists that he doesn't want to go to school. Mother asks him to tell her two reasons why he shouldn't go. "Pupil hate me, teachers also hate me,"son answered. Then son asks mother to tell him two reasons, why he should go. Mother answers, "Because you are 50 years old and you are the headmaster." 어머니가 아침에 아들을 ..
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage, much less living together. But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone..
It's annual superheroes new year's party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting. All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed. "What's up?" asked Batman. "Well, I was upstairs looking for the toilet and I passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women naked on the bed and moaning. I started feeling randy and jumped on top of her!" "Was she surprised?" asked Spiderman. "Yes, b..