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tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth
2009-11-23T22:19:13Z
유머 - 미션 임파시블
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932682
strath
2009-11-23T22:19:13Z
2009-11-23T22:19:13Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맹구가가 결혼을 했다. 맹구는 요즘 세상에는 부부는 가사를 동등</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">하게 해야 한다고 믿고 있었다. </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그래서 맹구는 신혼여행에서 돌아 온</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">첫 날 아침 부인에게 침대로 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">아침을 대령하였다. 그러나 부인은 맹구의</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">조리법이 영 마음에 들지 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">않았다. 부인은 쟁반 위를 경멸스럽게 쳐다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">보다가 코웃음을 치며</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">부인 : 게란을 반숙으로 하셨군요. 전 스크램블로 먹는데요!</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그렇다고 기가 죽을 맹구가 아니었다. 다음 날 아침 맹구는 계란을</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">스크램블로 하여 사랑하는 부인 침대로 대령하였다. 그러나 부인은</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">입도 대지 않고는</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">부인 : 아니 당신 나보고 매일 같은 거 먹으라는 거예요? 오늘은</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">반숙이 먹고 싶다구요!</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">부인을 기어이 기쁘게 해주겠다고 결심한 맹구는 '그래 모든 일은</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">삼세번이야!'라고 위안을 하며 다음 날은 계란을 두 개 해 갔다. 한</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">개는 스크램블로 또 한 개는 반숙으로 해 갔다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맹구 : 사랑하는 여보, 아침 가져 왔어</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">부인은 쟁반 위를 쳐다 보더니</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">부인 : 이런 이런, 꺼꾸로 했네. 이걸 스크램블로 하고 요걸 반숙으로.....</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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금강산도 식후경
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932681
strath
2009-11-23T21:45:59Z
2009-11-23T21:45:59Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">배가 부르면 걱정도 한결 가벼워진다 </SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 유대인 격언</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=음식" rel="tag" target="_blank">음식</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=삶의 지혜" rel="tag" target="_blank">삶의 지혜</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=걱정" rel="tag" target="_blank">걱정</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=격언" rel="tag" target="_blank">격언</a>
신은 실패했다
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932680
strath
2009-11-23T21:30:13Z
2009-11-23T21:30:13Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">나는 신이 존재하는지 잘 모르겠다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">하지만 존재하지 않는 편이 그의 명성에 도움이 될 것 같다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 쥴레 레나르드</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(프랑스의 작가, 1864-1910)</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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재미있는 사실 388
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932679
strath
2009-11-23T21:18:50Z
2009-11-23T21:18:50Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">재생종이는 종이를 새로 만든 것보다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">에너지와 물이 60% 적게 든다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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재미로 보는 사진 203
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932678
strath
2009-11-23T21:09:21Z
2009-11-23T21:09:21Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">나도 언젠가는....</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">균형의 달인</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">세계에서 가장 비싼 차 - 1934년식 롤스로이스 팬텀2, 가격은 무려 137억원</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">목숨 걸고 장에 간다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">무시무시한 눈 - 포크레인보다 키가 높다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">히치하이킹 - 자전거도 돼?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=유머" rel="tag" target="_blank">유머</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=재미있는 사진" rel="tag" target="_blank">재미있는 사진</a>
유머 - 변호사가 돈 버는 법
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932677
strath
2009-11-22T15:43:21Z
2009-11-22T15:43:21Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">한 의사가 리비에라로 휴가를 갔다가 거기서 오랜 변호사 친구를 만났다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">의사 : 어이 자네, 여긴 어쩐 일이야?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">변호사 : 자네, 내가 전에 산 다 낡아 빠진 집 기억나? 글쎄 그 집에 불이</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">났지 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">뭔가? </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그래서 보험금 타러 이곳에 왔다네. 근데 자넨 여기 웬 일인가?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">의사 : 자네 내가 미시시피 강가에 샀던 그 다 낡아 빠진 집 기억나나?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">글쎄 그 집이 홍수가 나서 다 쓸려갔지 뭔가? 그래서 이곳에 보험금 타러</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">왔다네</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">변호사는 어리둥절한 표정을 지으며</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">변호사 : 그래?..... 근데 자넨 무슨 수로 홍수를 일으켰나?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile233.uf.daum.net/image/175922044B08DCE763B62B" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="354" hspace="1" width="354" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=유머" rel="tag" target="_blank">유머</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=변호사" rel="tag" target="_blank">변호사</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=조크" rel="tag" target="_blank">조크</a>
여비서
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932676
strath
2009-11-22T15:25:56Z
2009-11-22T15:25:56Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile214.uf.daum.net/image/190CC5124B08D5A921A658" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">자기 여비서와 놀아나는 사업가는 바보다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">상대방의 여비서일 경우는...., 탁월하다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">ㅋ</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 배리 골드와터</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(미국의 정치인, 1909-1998)</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile218.uf.daum.net/image/1356BA024B08D94D12AB5E" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="476" hspace="1" width="476" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=외도" rel="tag" target="_blank">외도</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=여비서" rel="tag" target="_blank">여비서</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=명사 한 마디" rel="tag" target="_blank">명사 한 마디</a>
남의 돈
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932675
strath
2009-11-22T15:05:25Z
2009-11-22T15:05:25Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile227.uf.daum.net/image/196D74124B08D2CF34B6B7" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="320" hspace="1" width="320" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">비지니스란 간단히 말하면....</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">남의 돈을 말한다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">ㅋ</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 피터 드러커</SPAN></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">
<P align=center><FONT face=굴림 size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(미국, 현대 경영학의 아버지, 1909-2005)</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P></SPAN></SPAN>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile207.uf.daum.net/image/181853144B08D4793458F4" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=돈" rel="tag" target="_blank">돈</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=사업" rel="tag" target="_blank">사업</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=위트" rel="tag" target="_blank">위트</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=명사 한 마디" rel="tag" target="_blank">명사 한 마디</a>
신을 탓하지 마라
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932674
strath
2009-11-22T14:51:32Z
2009-11-22T14:51:32Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile233.uf.daum.net/image/186FA6124B08CDD22F1AFA" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">신을 비난하지 마라.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">신도 우리만큼 비참할지도 모른다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 에릭 사티에</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(프랑스의 작곡가, 1866-1925)</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile203.uf.daum.net/image/1814E6224B08D1361FF23D" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=신" rel="tag" target="_blank">신</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=위트" rel="tag" target="_blank">위트</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=명사 한 마디" rel="tag" target="_blank">명사 한 마디</a>
막상막하
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932673
strath
2009-11-22T14:32:04Z
2009-11-22T14:32:04Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile204.uf.daum.net/image/165E2D104B08CBD02C38BD" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">후진국에 가서는 물을 마시지 마라.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">선진국에 가서는 공기를 마시지 마라.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">ㅋ</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 잡지'변화의 시대'에서</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile224.uf.daum.net/image/163EA5114B08CC6F4958AB" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="384" hspace="1" width="384" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=물" rel="tag" target="_blank">물</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=공기" rel="tag" target="_blank">공기</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=위트" rel="tag" target="_blank">위트</a>
죽음은 인생의 한 과정
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932672
strath
2009-11-22T14:26:36Z
2009-11-22T14:26:36Z
<P> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile240.uf.daum.net/image/1118E50C4B08C93935B953" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">죽음은 변화에 불과하다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">변화는 자연의 즐거움이다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 마르쿠스 아우렐리우스</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(로마의 황제, 121-180) </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile235.uf.daum.net/image/191B8F144B08CB520F85EA" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P><br><br>tag : <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=인생" rel="tag" target="_blank">인생</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=죽음" rel="tag" target="_blank">죽음</a>, <a href="/_blog/tagArticleList.do?BLOGID=0KhwS&tagName=명사 한 마디" rel="tag" target="_blank">명사 한 마디</a>
약이 따로 없다
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932671
strath
2009-11-22T14:14:27Z
2009-11-22T14:14:27Z
<P> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile225.uf.daum.net/image/1712A70C4B08C7F5630AAD" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">음식이 우리의 약이어야 하고</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">약이 우리의 음식이어야 한다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 히포크라테스</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang"></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><img src="http://cfile227.uf.daum.net/image/1218CB0C4B08C87C3225D8" class="tx-daum-image" style="CLEAR: none; FLOAT: none" actualwidth="400" hspace="1" width="400" vspace="1" border="0" /></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Batang"></SPAN> </P>
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유머 - 하라면 못해
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932670
strath
2009-11-21T19:15:32Z
2009-11-21T19:15:32Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">어느 날 아침 최고급 호텔에 투숙한 맹구가 식당에 내려와 아침을 먹기</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">위해 수석 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">웨이터를 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">불러 주문을 했다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맹구 : 저기 말이야..계란 한 개는 좀 덜 익어서 내용물이 질질 흐르게 해</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">주고 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">또 한 개는 무지 익혀서 먹기가 어려울 정도로 딱딱하게 해주고</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그리고...</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">베이컨은 일부분이 전혀 익지 않게 해주고 토스트는 새까맣게</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">태워주고 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">버터는 냉장고에서 금방 꺼내 딱딱해서 전혀 바를 수 없게</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">해주고 그리고.....</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">커피는 미적지근하게 해 줄 수 있을까?</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">수석웨이터 : 굉장히 난해한 주문입니다. 저희는 도저히 </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">그렇게 만들</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">자신이 없습니다.</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맹구는 비꼬듯이</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">맹구 : 거 참 이상하네...어제 아침에는 분명히 그렇게 해 줬었는데....</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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재미있는 사실 387 - 허니문의 유래
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932669
strath
2009-11-21T19:06:46Z
2009-11-21T19:06:46Z
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증오
tag:blog.daum.net,2009:simpletruth.8932668
strath
2009-11-21T18:53:40Z
2009-11-21T18:53:40Z
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">증오는 되돌아 온다</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">- 에드워드 커밍스</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Gulim"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">(미국의 시인, 1894-1962)</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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